KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
i've created a new STD.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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