Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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