i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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