You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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