Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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