Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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