He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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