btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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