I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
