True but thats because hes a fetus.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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