He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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