I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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