He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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