my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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