I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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