Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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