I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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