grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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