you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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