Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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