i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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