Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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