ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
In other news, I just burned my penis
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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