This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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