Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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