Pappa wants mamma naked
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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