Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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