You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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