i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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