If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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