no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Randomize
