you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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