I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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