So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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