So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Randomize
