Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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