do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
