For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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