so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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