he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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