So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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