No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
we should paint friendship bongs
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