I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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