when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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