ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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