I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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