What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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