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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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