Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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