you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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