DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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