Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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