Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
