There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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