Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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