well you can't waste a boner
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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